Servile Surrealism in Celebration of Policy

Mr. Obama is revisiting his efforts to find a bipartisan consensus with Republicans on "best ideas" for health care... In other news, yesterday Mr. Obama traveled to the far side of the moon, where on an alien base he held a séance with Elvis. They mostly communed with the spirit of Natasha, a lyre player from ancient Rome, who instructed Mr. Obama in traditional techniques for fiddling at a bonfire. Mr. Obama seized the opportunity to practice tap-dancing his favorite rendition of the groovie walrus jitterbug, which he plans to perform for Senator Mitch McConnell just as soon as Senator McConnell will agree to see him. A complete report, including video, is expected shortly from Robert Gibbs...